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The Black Plate Special
Life is a dish best served with humor... and a dash of swearing.
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December 29, 2014
On Santa
December 19, 2014
Dear Seattle Drivers....
December 12, 2014
On dentist visits and moral superiority
December 12, 2014
Make no mistake, Comcast is f*cking you over.
December 04, 2014
According to Avery (3 months old)
December 04, 2014
Anatomy of a Parenting Fail
December 01, 2014
A transplant's guide to living in Seattle
November 22, 2014
On the selfishness of motherhood
November 17, 2014
Child Care (aka paying 2k a month to have your balls in a vice)
November 07, 2014
Requiem for my hair
November 05, 2014
The Black Plate, Chapter 3: Swearing at the Receptionist
November 04, 2014
I voted. So should you.
October 31, 2014
To sleep train or not sleep train: why the f*ck is this even a question?
October 29, 2014
Like an otter to water
October 29, 2014
Chestnut Wars: Squirrels vs. Old Asian Ladies
October 23, 2014
Mark has a delicate sense of smell
October 21, 2014
Boobs on a plane
October 16, 2014
A new perspective on pumping
October 14, 2014
The Black Plate, Chapter 2: UPS Signature Required
October 13, 2014
A mother's first day back at work
October 13, 2014
Reminding myself that I don't want an HOA
October 07, 2014
Good Vibrations, Breastfeeding Edition
October 06, 2014
That time when I almost killed my husband during a Seahawks game
October 03, 2014
The Importance of Running with the Herd
October 01, 2014
The baby giveth freedom. The baby fighteth like hell to take it away.
September 30, 2014
The Birds
September 27, 2014
The Spidery Hellscape That Is My Lawn
September 27, 2014
To the strangers who saved me today, thank you.
September 25, 2014
That Special Moment When Your Pants Fit Again
September 24, 2014
The Mommy Shame Game (alternate title: Let's Stop Being A**holes to Each Other)
September 23, 2014
Live Blogging a Dishwasher Installation
September 23, 2014
Finding Religion Before A Scheduled Appliance Installation
September 22, 2014
Happy Anniversaries Come in Many Flavors. Preferably Chocolate and PJs
September 18, 2014
Apparently Old Men Blow Dry Their Balls in the Locker Room
September 18, 2014
Consequences of Ignoring the New Workout Plan
September 17, 2014
Oral Fixation
September 16, 2014
Water Torture / Parenting Entertainment
September 16, 2014
The New Workout Plan
September 15, 2014
The Black Plate, Chapter 1
September 15, 2014
Pillow Talk
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