According to Avery (3 months old)

If this is Avery at 3 months, imagine what we're in for when she's a teenager.

 

Mmm-hmm, Mmm-hmm, yes, yes, very interesting.

 

Oh, pardon me! Turkey sandwiches always give me a touch of indigestion. 

 

Wait, I'm sorry, what did you just say?

 

 

Well that doesn’t work for three reasons.  First…

No, dammit! That doesn't even make any sense!

 

Look, buddy, if you can't be agreeable about this, we can take this outside. Check out my left jab.

Uh, uh, yeah, about that taking it outside thing... yeah, I was just kidding. I'm uh, just a baby. I didn't mean it. Yeah, I'm just going to, uh, walk away now...